WELL, NOW THAT I' AM YOUR PRESIDENT, I FEEL THE NEED TO SET SOME THINGS STRAIGHT...MY FIRST PRIORITY IS TO CLOSE CITY HALL...ALL CITY SERVICES WILL BE PRIVATIZED..THE CITY COUNCIL WILL BE TAKEN OUT AT DAWN TOMORROW AND SHOT IN THE GRASSY AREA OF DE LA GUERRA PLAZA..BE THERE! NEXT, THE VON CAW DOCTRINE IS STILL IN EFFECT..ATTACK OR BE ATTACKED...IF YOU LOOK FUNNY TO ME, EXPECT A SWIFT RESPONSE BY OUR ARMY..MONEY IS NO OBJECT..I WANT TO KEEP SANTA BARBARA SAFE FROM WHITE PUNKS ON DOPE..
ONCE WE CONQUER IRAQ, WE'LL GO GET IRAN..AND RENAME THE TWO COUNTRIES.. THE UNITED STATES OF I-RAN-THEREFORE-I-ROCK....
MY SECRETARY OF STATE, DR. LAURA, WILL TRAVEL TO RAGHEAD LAND AND KEEP THE PRESSURE ON THE BAD GUYS WITH TORTURE: THEY WILL BE FORCED TO WATCH DR. LAURA'S YOUTUBE SHOW NONSTOP UNTIL THEY TALK....THE HEAD OF THE FBI WILL BE TRAVIS K ARMSTRONG WHO I KNOW WILL DO A HELLUVA JOB...WHEREAS J. EDGAR HOOVER WORE DRESSES IN CLOSETS, TRAVIS WILL HAVE HIS OWN BOUTIQUE AND STYLIST...NOBODY HIDES IN MY ADMINISTRATION!
THE HEAD OF THE JUSTICE DEPT WILL BE BARRY CAPELLO..AN INSIDER'S I
NSIDER...THE ONLY RIGHTS AMERICANS WILL HAVE ARE BILLABLE RIGHTS!WHO'D I FORGET..
oh yeah...WENDY MCCAW WILL BE MY MISTRESS...MY FIRST ORDER OF BUSINESS IS TO GET A BLOWJOB IN THE OVAL OFFICE FROM WENDY..THEN I'LL SEND HER OFF...SHOPPING FOR DRESSES...god bless!
No comments:
Post a Comment