Civil War, part deux...

southern man, better keep your heads....
ok so I 'm hearing that America is due for a house cleaning and another civil war is coming...it will pit the the gov't workers against the free market money whores and hounds... the old Tea Party will become the New Party Repukelicans and will rise up against the Obama Administration socialist commies and try to reinstitiute slavery of all gov't workers and call it "indentured servitude"...
The coexistence of a slave-owning South with an increasingly anti-slavery North made conflict likely, if not inevitable. Abraham Lincoln did not propose federal laws against slavery where it already existed, but he had, in his 1858 House Divided Speech, expressed a desire to "arrest the further spread of it, and place it where the public mind shall rest in the belief that it is in the course of ultimate extinction..
the players:
ignorant nano-conservative housewives, content creators and producers, trust fund managers, casino gamblers, bible salesmen and such will plot sedition and secession and try to start something with the gov't controlled sewer line maintenance workers, water and wastewater plant workers, cops, Highway Patrol, firemen, firewomen, librarians, teachers, nurses and hundreds of others on the unnecessary dead weighted gov't workforce...now, I don't know about you, but I'm taking this Repukelican threat seriously because these anti-gov't faux-patriot folks won't listen to reason...I mean, I could walk up and tell them "listen fuckheads, don't blame government if you're a loser, blame yourself!!" or "you chose a life of quick profits, heavy drinking and no accountability, don't blame me if you're broke and stupid!!" and they would just turn red and threaten to kill me..I swear the folks don't have any sense of humor!!
　
Well, I think we should prepare for the war and I'll show you what I'm doing on my end and hopefully it will inspire you to start....see ya on the battleground!!
stink bombs: throw them in their house to freshen up the place!
union hat: show these hillbillies who's boss
musketoon: this baby will blow a hole in you the size of a bowling ball!!
jailhouse: I'll throw some southern belles in jail and teach them religion, how to worship..see this ladies, start worshipping the jailhouse rock!
banjo: ya gotta know the roots of American music to survive a civil war!! black girl black girl where'd you sleep last night, in the pines in the pines.....