I was always interested in proportion and perfection. When I was 15 I took off my clothes and looked in the mirror and got a boner. When I stared at myself naked, I fell in love and realized that to be perfectly proportioned I would need 20-inch arms to match the rest of me. Arnold Schwarzenegger, faux Governor of California
FYI: Arnold is not the Governor of California anymore!....I'm in charge now!!
you know... I was just thinking about things after seeing t
he front page of our beloved News-Press..thinking about Arnold our Governor...then I started thinking about all the things he's said over the years and one statement stood out: he does not accept a salary as governor...that's what The Terminator said..he accepts no salary..so what, is he a volunteer? the people (you know who you are) voted for him TWICE and yet he refused their salary..what does this mean? Well, if he's not getting paid or accepting his salary then he's not the Governor as far as I'm concerned. He has no power to do anything that relates to being governor....he's nothing!!
He won't accept the $175000 salary because his stupid movies made him alot of money, but that is no excuse...what if I got a job and refused my paychecks..what kind of logic is that? what kind of work ethic is that? see, Arnold does not get the working class and that's why he put them on furlough..he thinks they all have enough money from their movies and rich wives to live on easy street..but that's not the case..working class people don't turn down their salaries, they need their salaries....the state workers are tax payers who provide services to Californians..they have families, pay rent and mortgages and this Nazi clown wants to mess with their livelihoods and futures...enough of this nonsense!! So Arnold, by virtue of the fact he does not accept a salary, is NOT MY GOVERNOR OF CALIFORNIA!!
therefore.. I declare that I, Mick Von Caw,
am now your governator..the state of California can start cutting me a check for $175000/year and I will accept the money and buy a new truck and some guitars and pay off my fucking mortgage!! Then I will be of service to you....first...THERE WILL BE NO MORE FOG!!! in place of the fog will be sunflowers for everyone!! I will tax the losers who drink and smoke and crash on our highways in drunken stupors and litter our beaches; next I will tax your domestic dogs for crapping on the beaches and causing the coliform counts to skyrocket; that's right, I will outlaw plastic bags -o-shit and EXECUTE those who leave them out on the Bluffs (and your little dog, too)..you think I'm kidding, try me, just try me!!
next, I will eliminate the community property law that allows spouses to get half of your stuff; next I will legalize gay marriage but outlaw gay sex cuz you can have your cake but you can't eat it, too; then I will make the Eucalyptus the state tree; I got more and I'll share it with you when the checks start rolling in....and don't forget, dear taxpayers, to drop a few pennies in the kitty for my retirement...
FYI: Arnold is not the Governor of California anymore!....I'm in charge now!!
you know... I was just thinking about things after seeing t
he front page of our beloved News-Press..thinking about Arnold our Governor...then I started thinking about all the things he's said over the years and one statement stood out: he does not accept a salary as governor...that's what The Terminator said..he accepts no salary..so what, is he a volunteer? the people (you know who you are) voted for him TWICE and yet he refused their salary..what does this mean? Well, if he's not getting paid or accepting his salary then he's not the Governor as far as I'm concerned. He has no power to do anything that relates to being governor....he's nothing!!He won't accept the $175000 salary because his stupid movies made him alot of money, but that is no excuse...what if I got a job and refused my paychecks..what kind of logic is that? what kind of work ethic is that? see, Arnold does not get the working class and that's why he put them on furlough..he thinks they all have enough money from their movies and rich wives to live on easy street..but that's not the case..working class people don't turn down their salaries, they need their salaries....the state workers are tax payers who provide services to Californians..they have families, pay rent and mortgages and this Nazi clown wants to mess with their livelihoods and futures...enough of this nonsense!! So Arnold, by virtue of the fact he does not accept a salary, is NOT MY GOVERNOR OF CALIFORNIA!!
therefore.. I declare that I, Mick Von Caw,
am now your governator..the state of California can start cutting me a check for $175000/year and I will accept the money and buy a new truck and some guitars and pay off my fucking mortgage!! Then I will be of service to you....first...THERE WILL BE NO MORE FOG!!! in place of the fog will be sunflowers for everyone!! I will tax the losers who drink and smoke and crash on our highways in drunken stupors and litter our beaches; next I will tax your domestic dogs for crapping on the beaches and causing the coliform counts to skyrocket; that's right, I will outlaw plastic bags -o-shit and EXECUTE those who leave them out on the Bluffs (and your little dog, too)..you think I'm kidding, try me, just try me!!next, I will eliminate the community property law that allows spouses to get half of your stuff; next I will legalize gay marriage but outlaw gay sex cuz you can have your cake but you can't eat it, too; then I will make the Eucalyptus the state tree; I got more and I'll share it with you when the checks start rolling in....and don't forget, dear taxpayers, to drop a few pennies in the kitty for my retirement...
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