gag me with a spoon...

THANKS NEWS-PRESS..for letting a drunk driver walk free!!

so a mistrial was declared in a DUI case because of the News-Press and its pro-DUI pro-Peter Lance stance and now a possible drunk driver walks free?? ahh, let's wait until he kills someone..the judges need to stop recusing themselves, stop declaring mistrials and put a muzzle/GAG order on the News-Press and Lance until after the trials...Judge Eskin, stop being such a pussy!! Hannah Beth, talk to your husband!!

so I 'm waiting for Peter Lance's series that he promised on the Rant TV show..he's gonna go after all those cops "protecting" the DUI officer who arrested him....a quick psychological profile of Lance would be alcoholic and narcisisstic..it's all about him....
but I don't see a continuation of the series in the News-PRess, maybe they decided that trying a case on the front page was not exactly a bright idea

but I do see a front page story by correspondent Michael Elseth....the headline reads: "Agencies follow basic rules in DUI stops..but many drivers don't know what they are required to do"...
this was a more tempered story and maybe the News-Press is backtracking its support for Lance... but duh..how about not drinking and driving for starters..

now I know that some drinkers like to say it's legal to drink and drive in California, up to 0.08 blood alcohol..but if you stop and think about it, you see this is an excuse....the road is littered with people who have drunk and killed believing that one beer is no different than seven beers...but even one beer, one Coors or Bud, can mess with you motor skills....that's why you get pulled over, because you're weaving and slightly paranoid....then when you get roughed up by the cops, you start crying to Wendy...hey is it legal to drink and fly a helicopter??

there's lots of things that are legal in California..it's legal to hit yourself in the head with a hammer.... and here's some other things you can do in America:
It is legal to drive the wrong way down a one-way street if you have a lantern attached to the front of your automobile.

There are currently no federal laws governing or restricting the ownership of flame-throwing devices. Some states have laws restricting possession of flamethrowers, with violations only considered to be misdemeanors, but 40 states have absolutely no laws whatsoever concerning flamethrowers. Only in America would a device capable of launching rivers of fire at people be less regulated than marijuana.

Salvia divinorum is a member of the Lamiaceae family, which makes it a cousin of the mint plant. When properly prepared, salvia can be smoked in order to bring on incredibly intense, at times paralyzing, hallucinations. Most salvia trips are short in duration, but very powerful and jarring. All side effects of salvia are gone within an hour, and it doesn't show up on standard drug tests.
Depending on the amount of smoke inhaled, users of salvia may experience hallucinations on par in intensity with those caused by drugs like LSD or DMT. Since most users lose consciousness and drift off into a world of fractal shapes and green women as soon as they hit the pipe, it has not gained much popularity as a 'party' drug.

speaking of cousins, it's legal have an incestuous marriage in Alabama...

we need a hanging Judge in Santa Barbara!!