eyes without a face....

NewsPress Special Sunday Edition!!!

hires a new editor named Stupid...tackles important news..it's a news day baby..says Wendy..
hot headlines....

George Bush homeless...


shows up a Casa Esperanza in cowboy hat and tattered torn jeans!

him and her....Marci..if you're gonna report on a local brutal killing, show some respect for the dead and learn some grammar!

Alec Baldwin..

joins government workforce as as Arnold Schwarzenegger's food taster..

Death to Mick!

all I did was ask an online dating service if I could have sex with a chick from Islam..they sent me this pic!!

Sunday will never be the same!