Paranoia Strikes Deep...

into your life it will creep, it starts when you're always afraid...

Obama is to blame for all our problems...he's turning America into a socialist country...
taxes are too high..no, they aren't..they are simply not levied justly
we're losing our freedoms: I am free to do whatever I want if I follow a few basic common sense rules, so I don't know WTF they are talking about
government is in the pocket of unions..and unions represent the taxpaying working class!
swine flu: illegal alien curse
rocknroll: Eric Clapton and three members of Buffalo Springfield (Neil Young, Richie Furay and Jim Messina) are busted at Stephen Stills’ L.A. home for "being in a place where it is suspected marijuana was being used". Stills escapes the authorities by jumping out of a window
Greka Oil: DeVegvar also said the Company's security consultant, former FBI agent Tom Parker, is continuing his investigation of the sabotage that caused the Dec. 7 spill at the Bell-Palmer Road facility and the Jan. 5 spill at the Zaca-Davis facility. Parker is also expanding his investigation to look at previous incidents and determine if they were caused by sabotage as well.
Global Warming..then why the fuck is it so cold in Carp in May???
ACORN & Spongebob: they must be investigated beacuse there's so many black and gay people there: Before Obama, of course, the assertions were made that it was the enemies of the administration that were threatening the fabric of America. It's not enough to declare that you are against gay marriage: such relationships must represent an imminent danger to straight marriages. It's not enough to not believe in evolution yourself: the mere mention of it is turning children against God. Spongebob is gay. Liberals want the terrorists to succeed.
ACORN fills a vital role in this conservative sphere of constant, imminent destruction -- but not as real danger. Instead it is a catch-all bogeyman, an avatar representing an unseen and generic enemy. The reason it is "ACORN" that is going to surreptitiously disrupt conservative Tea Bag festivities is because "ACORN" is the only nefarious bogeyman most conservatives know. Nobody would seriously believe Muslims, homosexuals, or space aliens will interfere with the protests -- or maybe they would, considering the audience -- but it is a given that some group must stand in opposition, and ACORN is simply a convenient, predetermined name for that group. It could be any name, because the name is unimportant, only the narrative of all-powerful, omnipresent enemy. Before ACORN, it was the ACLU. Before the ACLU, it was McCarthy's invisible Communists.
AHEM...　
This great Nation will endure as it has endured, will revive and will prosper. So, first of all, let me assert my firm belief that the only thing we have to fear is fear itself—nameless, unreasoning, unjustified terror which paralyzes needed efforts to convert retreat into advance. In every dark hour of our national life a leadership of frankness and vigor has met with that understanding and support of the people themselves which is essential to victory. I am convinced that you will again give that support to leadership in these critical days. FDR