whole lotta dog...

honey.....you need schoolin'

alwright..I'm gonna address this to some of you with unhealthy pet attachment issues..ESPECIALLY MARCI WORMSER AT THE NEWS-PRESS...she writes like she's mental... she uses "purview" as a verb, actually having the nerve to report: "the dog purviewed the site"... she writes about dogs as though they are humans...she is scaring me. I didn't think there was anyone dumber than me is!
it's getting ridiculous..first let me say, I cried when my cat died..but I got over it, after some therapy..and I learned that due to some early transgressions in the Garden of Eden, we're all gonna die, unicorns, cats, rats...so any attachment to the living beyond the normal symbiotic relationship, is abnormal. This relates specifically to dogs..the NewsPRess had another Jesusita fire related dog story on the front page, and a goofy looking couple whose only concern was for their dogs getting out. Now, if I'm dumb enough to build in a high fire danger zone, and a fire storm comes to collect me and mine, I'm out the door before any of them... especially the dogs..if they burn they burn..hence the term hotdogs.
However, if you continue to treat dogs like people, LIKE MARCI WORMSER DOES, apparently at the behest of Wendy McCuckoo, then we will need our new representatives, Das or Stoker (hey, good dog names!) to make some new laws: tax the dogs! make doggies get a birth certificate! send them to fight for our country..a draft for dogs! abu garage already proved tearists are afraid of dogs!!
and the folks over at EDHAT actually held another freekin' dog parade Sunday after Big Dogs folded up and left town..and there's a dog shower/grooming/ massage station at Arroya Burro beach! Dogs on the beach are responsible for all those high coliform numbers! Why not just rename it Dogshit Beach?? why don't you train your dogs to crap in the toilet before you take them out on your little walks..aren't you humiliated picking up their shit?? MARCI, can you do a story about that? here, I'll give you a hand: Shoreline Foul: a crow was sitting on the rocks thinking: I purviewed dog shit on the beach and sadly watched a dog's sister cry as a man stepped in it...
and now this!!!!
Police Investigate Possible Case of Bestiality...Police are investigating a possible case of bestiality in Atascadero. 49-year-old Bradley Brainard was arrested for allegedly selling drugs to prison inmates at the California Men’s Colony while he was working as a plumber on site back in March. The Tribune reports that police found possibly incriminating videotapes when they took him into custody, . Brainard told police officers in an interview that bestiality is something that he got involved in after getting a divorce and going into depression. He continued to say it is something he does not participate in anymore. Brainard is set to appear in court on June 8th.
mark my words, every dog is gonna have his day.....