hey toots, I own my own basement!! and YOU CAN THANK YOUR GOD FOR FREE SPEECH on this 4th of July!oh yah.. Sarah Palin holds a news conference on the 3rd of July, spends 15 minutes telling everyone what a great job she's done as first term governor of Alaska and how much she loves the job, then she says she wants to quit..doesn't even want to finish out her term and blames everyone else for her decision...the media, the press, the comedians, bloggers, the political satirists..the CABAL!
geez, what would have happened if she was vice-pres or president? "oooh.... they're making fun of me..I don't wanna be president anymore"...the woman is a diva & drama queen and she likes Ahhkey!
Real women don't whine, they eat meat!!
One thing ultra religious rightwingers can't do is ANYTHING!!! and some goofy supporters claim this weirdness is actually the start of her 2012 presidential campaign!!
Well... I don't understand these northern girls although I watch them gleefully, trying to find some logic in what they say. But every other sentence they contradict themselves! Sarah and Michele Bachman, from Minnesoota..I tell ya, they have the looks and the hearts, you betcha, but what happened to the brains....they sound pert-neer insane when they ramble on about how their little worlds are crumbling around them and someone needs to step up and save them...then they cry to their Republican daddies, who comfort the ladies and then go home and jerk off in the bathroom while their wives cook dinner...the white bread world of Republicanism cannot sustain itself and thus we see it fold before our own jaded eyes like a house of cards or a house built on sand or a bowl full of jello or a melting Eskimo Pie!
A-yuh: sure, why not?
You Betcha: general agreement - "Oh yeah, you betcha."
Oh yah: usually used to express agreement, inflection can vary the meaning of the statement that follows
Doncha Know: commonly found at the end of a statement, such as "He’s out in the field, doncha know?occasionally found at the beginning of a sentence, as in "And doncha know it, he ate all thelutefisk!"
Pert-neer: pretty close or just about - "I pert-neer lost my finger cuttin’ that lefse.
Uff-da: an expression of disgust, frustration or exhaustion. Example - "Uff-da, I’m pooped!"
Ahhkey: proper, Minnesotan pronounciation of the sport of "Hockey." (Next time you drive around your neighborhood, notice how many parks have basketball courts or sand volleyball courts…now replace all of them with hockey rinks. I’m not even kidding, they’re everywhere!)
Nort Dakota: that state to the west of Minnesota. There is no "H" in Nort Dakota. This rule does not follow for South Dakota, as there isn’t any reason to mention South Dakota.
Minnesota’s dialect is also punctuated by long "O’s." It’s not Minnesota, it’s Minne-sooo-ta.
Most women in Minnesota suffer from what is commonly called, "Oh-fer Syndrome." This means that most of their statements will be proceeded by an "Oh-fer." Such as:
"Oh-fer cute!"
"Oh-fer sad!"
"Oh-fer silly!"
These are always said in a high-pitched voice, no matter what the subject matter.
They're creepy and they're kooky, Mysterious and spooky, They're all together ooky, The Palin Family.. du du du du
Nort Dakota: that state to the west of Minnesota. There is no "H" in Nort Dakota. This rule does not follow for South Dakota, as there isn’t any reason to mention South Dakota.
Minnesota’s dialect is also punctuated by long "O’s." It’s not Minnesota, it’s Minne-sooo-ta.
Most women in Minnesota suffer from what is commonly called, "Oh-fer Syndrome." This means that most of their statements will be proceeded by an "Oh-fer." Such as:
"Oh-fer cute!"
"Oh-fer sad!"
"Oh-fer silly!"
These are always said in a high-pitched voice, no matter what the subject matter.
They're creepy and they're kooky, Mysterious and spooky, They're all together ooky, The Palin Family.. du du du du
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