The Book of Genesis, written by Phil Collins, chapters 6-9, tells how God sends a
great flood to destroy the earth because of man's wickedness and because the earth is corrupt. God tells Noah, the righteous man in his generation, to build a large vessel to save his family and a representation of the world's animals. God gives detailed instructions for the Ark, and after its completion, sends the animals to Noah.God then sends the Flood which rises until all the mountains are covered and most living things died, except the fish. Then "God remembered Noah," the waters abate, and dry land reappears. Noah, his family, and the animals leave the Ark, and God vowed to never again send a flood to destroy the Earth.this Sunday, Christians will be swarming into Santa Barbara like locusts, gathering at the Courthouse like goats, herding into churches like sheep, listening to rape-minded Irish Catholic pastors like good little boys, praising Jesus like single-minded unicorns, walking around in circles like lambs going to slaughter, trying to convert you like puppy dogs, annoying the heck outta me like flies, asking for money like snakes, making me itch like fleas, making me laugh like a hyena,
biting the hand that fits them like a green alligator, flying into gov't buildings like long-necked geese, spitting in my eye like humpty backed camels, making fun of me like chimpanzees, filling up the restaurants like rats, crapping in the public bathrooms like elephants, swimming at East Beach like whales, talking on cell phones like McCuckoo birds, chanting to the sky like a pack of wild coyotes, thumping bibles like an opossum, singing hymns like an ornate shrew, flying around town in Priuses like little brown bats, gorging on seafood like a harbor seal, and drooling over Satan like spittlebugs! whew, I think I covered most of the animals that made it in the ark, the ones I missed are presumed drowned...sorry....
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