April 15 is tax day and man it could be bloody..fun! We got Tea-Baggers holding rallies; we got anti-Tea-Baggers holding rallies and takin' it to the street...I'm gonna be out there swinging my weapon at all the pretty girls who will allow it! Will the Tea-Baggers throw their adult diapers at me? It DEPENDS...hahahahahah!!Sponsored by the local Tea Party, runt David Horowitz is in town at Fess Parker's crying about socialism and the downfall of America and blah blah blah...these guys are incredible...these runts seem to have a "little man " or Napolean complex, a term coined by the great Alfred
Adler to explain why some short guys have inferiority complexes...the cure, in my analysis: wear pumps!!meanwhile the DOW is over 11000 points and SIRI (Sirius Radio) cracked one dollar! GO CAPITALISM!! GO SOCIALISM!! GO DOWN MISS MOSES!
so TEA-Baggers... stop sniveling and pay your taxes, tax tobacco and oil, and create a flat tax for the rest of us that we can live with and will pay the bills!
GO AMERICA!!! (however, if the IRS audits me, I will join the Tea Party!)
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