scream...

having my baby...
I was watching a religious channel and actor-turned-wacko-Christian Billy Baldwin was being interviewed by some old evangelical dude...Billy was saying that Satan runs Hollywood, but Billo's trying to change that..he's got a new movie out about a young Christian girl who gets raped, decides to have the baby, visits her rapist in prison to "show him the grace of God" and they all live happily ever after! That's the message they send: if you rape a young Christian girl, you will get a roof over your head, three meals a day and visiting rights with your kids! and there are a few Tea Party candidates who say you must have my baby if I rape you...or if your uncle or dad rapes you...
so let me get this straight: Ken Buck, the teabagger Republican running for Senate in Colorado who wouldn't allow abortions in rape and incest cases..well, he has a daughter, I understand..so, let's say, for the sake of argument, that I make a trip to Colorado and start stalking his daughter..you know, parking my car outside her house, watching her for a week or so to get her schedule down...maybe go to Burger King for a whopper, then back to the daughter's house...well, after a while, I see my golden opportunity to start a family...she enters her house alone and I sneak up and bust in after her...Hi Ms. Buck, I'm here to stick my dick in your mouth and then fuck yer little white pussy...be nice or I'll kill you..then I push her down on the floor proceed with the deed...RAPE the shit outta her!!! the neighbors hear her screams and call the cops and I'm busted...
ok...but I got her pregnant and according to the teabaggers, Ms. Buck would have to have my baby! I would be the proud papa and Ken Buck would be my dad-in-law!
the mother of my child., his daughter, would visit me in prison and that would be Christ's grace bestowed on me and my beloved...and these folks want less government intrusion??
whew.. I can tell ya, the religious wacko teabaggers need to be stopped in their tracks..so vote accordingly or you too could be "having my baby"....