are you the kind of person who looks at the glass as half full or half empty? well, it seems most people are the half empty type..and of course it depends on what's in your glass...beer? half empty; milk? half full; wine? half empty...see what I mean?? so that's what I think about when I see the headlines in the News-Press like "jobless rate jumps to 9.2%"....that means, if you're a half full kinda person, that 90.8% are employed, ain't it?? So what's wrong with that..that's an A on my report card...
well, I went down to Carp State Beach on Saturday to find the ice plant killers and all I saw was families camping and having a good time..I saw a few squirrels in the ice plant, but no one from the Channel Islands Restoration Scam.. I walked up and down the beach, surf was nice and glassy and ogled some California girls but no ice plant pickers....and by my estimation, taking into account all the green patches at the beach, it would take the ice plant pickers about 20 years to get rid of it all, so I'm not too worried..that gives me plenty of time to plot their demise!! and if I see any in the next few weeks I will make them eat sand because I like ice 
plant and so do bees and squirrels!!what do you get when you cross a cracker with a duck?? A QUACKER!!! like Dr. Laura!! hey, I've decided to stop blogging right now so I too can pursue my 1st Amendment rights..
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