if you ever wondered why Arnold is the dumbest-ass governor ever, this will explain..and it will explain why the News-Press is owned by a drunken moron and is run by a bunch of drunken 
morons...first, the story was about a guy who, in efforts to increase participation in the dumb "sport" of lawn bowling, came up with the bright idea of selling liquor at events sponsored by the Santa Barabara Lawn Bowling Club..a nonprofit..it is legislation he cooked up to allow nonprofits more freedom to sell alcohol and dumbass Arnold actually signed it into law according to the N-P..so now you can gather with your friends on astroturf, and roll a little bowl ball around and get drunk!! how much fun is that??
the idiot who came up with this stupidass idea moved here three years ago and his name is Tom Hajdu... he says golf became more popular when people drank so he hopes the same thing can happen to Lawn Bowling!! WTF?? look, if you're drunk enough, even Sister Janet would look sexy!! Golf became more popular because Michele Wie, Lorena Ochoa, Paula Creamer and others added some class to the sport!!
well, Hajdu looks like the kind of simpleton who spends his time drinking and lawn bowling...the fact that Arnold wasted time signing this nitwit's idea into law is EXACTLY what we don't need in government...these special little interests that increase the chances of someone drinking and driving...real sports don't require alcohol, but demand fitness to excel...
I couldn't find any info on this new law since we have about a billion assembly bills on the books, so I'll look into it and ask Arnold WTF he was thinking...
and Scott Simpleton Steepleton, who wrote the story and informs us that the object of the game is "to roll your asymmetrical balls so they end up closer to the jack, a small white ball, than your opponent's....Hajdu says "it's a real hard, complicated sport"....well maybe it is if you don't have any balls...geez, instead of promoting alcoholic drug use, you should be teaching kids to engage in sports without having to drink booze...and the City of Santa Barbara Parks Dept should end its sponsorship of this silly nonprofit!! and if the folks at the News-Press would stop drinking Tequila for a minute, maybe their online site, newspress.com and news-press TV would be coherent..see ya tomato, er.. tomorwo.. er.. tomaty...
morons...first, the story was about a guy who, in efforts to increase participation in the dumb "sport" of lawn bowling, came up with the bright idea of selling liquor at events sponsored by the Santa Barabara Lawn Bowling Club..a nonprofit..it is legislation he cooked up to allow nonprofits more freedom to sell alcohol and dumbass Arnold actually signed it into law according to the N-P..so now you can gather with your friends on astroturf, and roll a little bowl ball around and get drunk!! how much fun is that??the idiot who came up with this stupidass idea moved here three years ago and his name is Tom Hajdu... he says golf became more popular when people drank so he hopes the same thing can happen to Lawn Bowling!! WTF?? look, if you're drunk enough, even Sister Janet would look sexy!! Golf became more popular because Michele Wie, Lorena Ochoa, Paula Creamer and others added some class to the sport!!
well, Hajdu looks like the kind of simpleton who spends his time drinking and lawn bowling...the fact that Arnold wasted time signing this nitwit's idea into law is EXACTLY what we don't need in government...these special little interests that increase the chances of someone drinking and driving...real sports don't require alcohol, but demand fitness to excel...
I couldn't find any info on this new law since we have about a billion assembly bills on the books, so I'll look into it and ask Arnold WTF he was thinking...and Scott Simpleton Steepleton, who wrote the story and informs us that the object of the game is "to roll your asymmetrical balls so they end up closer to the jack, a small white ball, than your opponent's....Hajdu says "it's a real hard, complicated sport"....well maybe it is if you don't have any balls...geez, instead of promoting alcoholic drug use, you should be teaching kids to engage in sports without having to drink booze...and the City of Santa Barbara Parks Dept should end its sponsorship of this silly nonprofit!! and if the folks at the News-Press would stop drinking Tequila for a minute, maybe their online site, newspress.com and news-press TV would be coherent..see ya tomato, er.. tomorwo.. er.. tomaty...
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