the teabaggers are always crying about losing their freedoms... always worried that America will 
turn socialist..lemme tell ya something baggers, America has been part socialist since she was founded! Public highways, parks, libraries are full of socialists..and public schools..and if you use your noggin, you can find more...and these teabaggers are the dankwits who cheered while Bushenomics was destroying America!!
I thought I'd explore all this angst using Rational Balance, a new psychological term/theory I just made up! By using RB (rational
balance), you can measure your responses to perceived threats and neutralize them with a balancing factor, like the blue morning sky, to determine if they are real or you are conjuring them up in those crazy little heads of yours. For example: threat: you fear Obama will visit you at night and take your bibles away. RB response:you wake up the next day, notice the sun is up, the sky is blue and your bible is still under your pillow..you made a mountain out of a molehill and a damn fool out of yourself!
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k let's begin the beguine...let's first examine if you're losing your Bill of Rights freedoms: the first 10 amendments are known as the Bill of Rights, as you know..
#1 freedom of speech, press and religion..nobody was at my door this morning telling me what to say, write or worship
#2 right to bear arms: nobody was knocking on my door this morning asking me to give up my guns or cover up my arms
#3 I can't house a soldier in my home unless I say so...women in uniform are welcome in my house anytime!
#4 no unreasonable search and seizures..yeah, tell that to a proctologist!
#5 something about infamous crimes, due process, and property taking without just compensation..so the gov't can take your home!! bummer!
#6 speedy trial: uh, how about telling that to the courts and every judge, lawyer and every motherfucker who has filed a frivolous lawsuit in the USA!!
#7 right to a trial by jury of pears..I like pears!
#8 cruel unusual punishment prohibited..like reading this blog!
#9 construction of constitution shall not be denied, or shall not deny people..uh..I don't get this one.
#10 state powers..included to make us think the states have more powers than they really do!
liberty
so you see by using rational balance, your freedoms aren't threatened unless you simply do not understand the Constitution or life in general.. so teabaggers, read up and then explain it all to me at your next rally! and remember, every 4 years we elect a president..all the teaparties in the world won't change that..you lost this time. Next time, if you want a President Republican, make sure his/her running mate is not a religious witchdoctor whacko....although with the present day neo-conservatives, that may be a tough thing to avoid...
turn socialist..lemme tell ya something baggers, America has been part socialist since she was founded! Public highways, parks, libraries are full of socialists..and public schools..and if you use your noggin, you can find more...and these teabaggers are the dankwits who cheered while Bushenomics was destroying America!!I thought I'd explore all this angst using Rational Balance, a new psychological term/theory I just made up! By using RB (rational
balance), you can measure your responses to perceived threats and neutralize them with a balancing factor, like the blue morning sky, to determine if they are real or you are conjuring them up in those crazy little heads of yours. For example: threat: you fear Obama will visit you at night and take your bibles away. RB response:you wake up the next day, notice the sun is up, the sky is blue and your bible is still under your pillow..you made a mountain out of a molehill and a damn fool out of yourself!o
k let's begin the beguine...let's first examine if you're losing your Bill of Rights freedoms: the first 10 amendments are known as the Bill of Rights, as you know..#1 freedom of speech, press and religion..nobody was at my door this morning telling me what to say, write or worship
#2 right to bear arms: nobody was knocking on my door this morning asking me to give up my guns or cover up my arms
#3 I can't house a soldier in my home unless I say so...women in uniform are welcome in my house anytime!
#4 no unreasonable search and seizures..yeah, tell that to a proctologist!
#5 something about infamous crimes, due process, and property taking without just compensation..so the gov't can take your home!! bummer!
#6 speedy trial: uh, how about telling that to the courts and every judge, lawyer and every motherfucker who has filed a frivolous lawsuit in the USA!!
#7 right to a trial by jury of pears..I like pears!
#8 cruel unusual punishment prohibited..like reading this blog!
#9 construction of constitution shall not be denied, or shall not deny people..uh..I don't get this one.
#10 state powers..included to make us think the states have more powers than they really do!
liberty
so you see by using rational balance, your freedoms aren't threatened unless you simply do not understand the Constitution or life in general.. so teabaggers, read up and then explain it all to me at your next rally! and remember, every 4 years we elect a president..all the teaparties in the world won't change that..you lost this time. Next time, if you want a President Republican, make sure his/her running mate is not a religious witchdoctor whacko....although with the present day neo-conservatives, that may be a tough thing to avoid...
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