I'm gearing up for the next civil war in America..the right vs the left...the right is being spurred on by rightie/alcoholic/tard Glenn Beck..he's got throngs of retirees, high on oxycontin and blood pressure medicine, ready to roll through the hoods screaming at you!! AHHHHH..gimme drugs..gimme drugs!!!On the left, we got award winning scientist Mr. Censorship Al Gore, promoting the end of the world to throngs of imbeciles driving Priuses...if I crash into you, you are gonna get crushed, if you ever get the Prius outta the shop, that is!
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So there will be some fighting in the street...here's my survival kit:
sardines..they keep forever
multitool and harmonica.. like Survivorman
3 day assault pack..this operation shouldn't take longer than 3 days, some of these oldsters don't look too healthy; plus, the pack doubles as a chick in case things get too lonesome..full bodysuit..to protect against all those adult diapers they could use as weapons..yuck!
and of course, some water..the universal solvent..H20
ok! I'm ready..come and get me!
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