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Saturday, September 26, 2009

Tombstone Blues...

mama's in the kitchen, she ain't got no shoes...

did you go to the mayor debate at the Boys and Girls club Thursday night?, It was sponsored by the folks who had kiddie porn on their computers, the NewsPress. Geez, isn't kiddie porn frowned upon in Santa Barbara anymore?? Shouldn't Wendy and Nipper and Travis be in jail?
so you didn't go? Me neither..why should I.. the NewsPRess advertised it would have a live feed via AM 1290, NewsPress radio..so I'll just listen in the comfort of my own living room..besides, it's hot and humid and I can take a pool break later, a nice cool swim at night beats a sticky debate anyday!
So it starts at 1900 hours, (7:00 pm to you civilians) and I turn on the radio and what do I get...I don't get honey you turn me on I'm a radio, I just get static..hurts the head...I get a bunch of broken garbled talk from Travis and Gary, the moderators..the signal was so poor, they could have done better with a string and two Dixie cups!!
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Geez, Travis, this is 2009..technology has improved, there are educated radio engineers out there..hire one! You are incompetent!! and it looks like the stress of lying, I mean writing, for the NewsPress is taking a toll on your health!! fatso! call Jenny Craig!! it's what happens when you sell your soul to the devil! I went down to the crossroads.....
so anyway after about a half hour, I can almost hear what the candidates are saying...the funniest moment was after Cushman said we gotta take back our waterfront from the homeless..Bob Hansen started shouting "only rich white assholes should be allowed to live in Santa Barbara"...way to go Bob..the NewsPress couldn't censor that being a live audio!..I'm certain they will doctor it later... then Dale Francisco kept crowing about how he's not taking money from unions and didn't support the latest union contracts...he's trying to pass himself off as Mr. Ethics all of a sudden..it seems the three groups that conservatives fear the most are homeless, gangs and city workers!! Well, Dale, if you didn't support the latest MOU, then you didn't support safety equipment for the city staff, training, uniform maintenance and all those other things hammered out in collective bargaining! No, old Dale just does what Travis tells him to do....and Dale used to work for Cisco Sytems, a firm that had plenty of ethics issues!
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obviously Dale is the pocket puppet of the News-Press and Van Wolfswinkel but won't admit it...
Helene, you need to stand up for the city workers instead of straddling the fence! The News-Press has been getting away with lies for too long!
It's gonna be a shootout at the OK Corral!

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