here's my list of acceptable and approved candidates 
for SB city council for the November 2009 election...you may pick only from this first list.. ..and don't go out looking for voting booths on Tuesday Nov 3rd!! This is a vote by mail election, like they do in condo associations..real clean and simple
the Mick List
Lane Anderson
John Thyne
Helene Schneider
Steve Cushman
Bob Hansen
Dianne Channing
David Pritchett
Grant House
Bonnie Raisin
the Dick List..these folks have shown by their actions and words to be dickheads:
for SB city council for the November 2009 election...you may pick only from this first list.. ..and don't go out looking for voting booths on Tuesday Nov 3rd!! This is a vote by mail election, like they do in condo associations..real clean and simplethe Mick List
Lane Anderson
John Thyne
Helene Schneider
Steve Cushman
Bob Hansen
Dianne Channing
David Pritchett
Grant House
Bonnie Raisin
the Dick List..these folks have shown by their actions and words to be dickheads:
dale francisco justin tevis cathie mccammon isaac garret bendy white mike self frank hotchkiss john gibbs
some dickheaded things they have said:
Mike Self: Santa Barbara is in the grip of a crime wave!!
Dale Francisco: when cornered by Coleen Sullivan from KEYT and asked about Van Wolfswinkel's money, Dale shot back with another question: well, what about the Russian guy?? what a dickhead!!!
if you deviate from the Mick list, you will be subject to investigation and interrogation and I will be very angry and upset and disappointed with you... I want you to put the candidates on the Dick List out of your heads..we know who they are and why they didn't make the cut...if you
don't know, I'll tell ya: they are dickhead aliens from another planet! I've been studying them for months and they all have a similar characteristic..a certain empty look..they have faraway eyes. They talk like some supreme dickhead programmed them...I think we have at least one more debate left, or you can watch the previous forums on TV..but look closely at these aliens..how they talk, their eye movements or lack thereof..you'll see...you'll see and you'll know what a real dickhead looks like...
and please, when you vote, don't be a dickhead!!!
some dickheaded things they have said:
Mike Self: Santa Barbara is in the grip of a crime wave!!Dale Francisco: when cornered by Coleen Sullivan from KEYT and asked about Van Wolfswinkel's money, Dale shot back with another question: well, what about the Russian guy?? what a dickhead!!!
if you deviate from the Mick list, you will be subject to investigation and interrogation and I will be very angry and upset and disappointed with you... I want you to put the candidates on the Dick List out of your heads..we know who they are and why they didn't make the cut...if you
don't know, I'll tell ya: they are dickhead aliens from another planet! I've been studying them for months and they all have a similar characteristic..a certain empty look..they have faraway eyes. They talk like some supreme dickhead programmed them...I think we have at least one more debate left, or you can watch the previous forums on TV..but look closely at these aliens..how they talk, their eye movements or lack thereof..you'll see...you'll see and you'll know what a real dickhead looks like...and please, when you vote, don't be a dickhead!!!
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