awright ladies just because you got a pair of boobs doesn't mean you're better than everyone
else..or does it? I was watching an old Ginger Rogers movie and she was having trouble paying her rent, behind two months. Her landlord was a short guy who wanted to help..I started thinking what if I were the landlord, how could I help Ginger? I watched a little more and she was awful cute wearing a lowneck sweater indicating a stunning bosom..I would have said, give me an hour with your boobs, to suckle one or both, or whatever, and that'll cover two months rent..then I fell asleep and dreamed I went to Trader Joe's at Milpas for supplies..Carp needs a TJ's...so I get the usual stuff: green tea, blister peanuts, turkey, olive oil, milk, ham, and cheese...I like the baby swiss from a cow but the in the dream they are all out..instead they have Sweet Melissa Cheese; Cream Pie Jane Cheese; Double D Ranch Cheese; Mammary had a Little Lamb Cheese...so I picked Sweet Melissa...but I noticed that all the cheese at Trader Joe's now 
comes from ..well not happy cows, but WOMEN!!Is this right? Is this ethical? sure, why not..why should only babies get all the nourishment for mom, when I could benefit from your mom as well...from your mom to my lips..yumzy!!! This is the logical next step in our evolution...free your nipples ladies, open the spigots and bring some sanity back to the world..our troubled little cheezy world..
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