ok now I'm scared so that means I must've turned conservative ....
Hey, I just got a letter from a terrorist! It was fashioned
as a promo for the Encore Wynn resort in Las Vegas where I am invited to stay for three nights for only $299...it was signed by Ramesh Saddhwani! NOw, I may be thick but I'm not stupid..I know a trap when I see one..it suggests once I get there I can upgrade to a Wynn Panoramic View Room...you know what that means don't you..it means that's the room that will get me to the 17 Virgins quicker or eternal life if it's a neocon Christian terrorist! It means that's the room they are gonna get a disgruntled conservative libertarian patriot,which, by the way, was the plan all along, to fly his paper airplane into my room!! I can picture it now, I'm hanging out in the room with a high class Vegas hooker, we're eating shrimp and lobster, drinking champagne, watching "Pretty Woman", when all of a sudden some idiot with a bug up his ass about the gov't decides I should pay for it and crashes his paper plane into my room, killing me and Madame Joy...
The resort features a 74,000-square-foot (6,900 m2) casino, 27,000 sq ft (2,500 m2) of retail space in "The Esplanade", a spa and salon, five restaurants, seven bars, as well a nightclub. The building is 631 feet (192 m) in height, and has 63 floors, making it three floors higher than Wynn Las Vegas, though the building is not actually 63 floors as floors 13, as well as 40 through 49, were left out: 13 has traditionally been an unlucky number in various Western cultures, and various East Asian cultures are superstitious about the number 4 because it is a homonym for "death" in their languages.
Hey, I just got a letter from a terrorist! It was fashioned
as a promo for the Encore Wynn resort in Las Vegas where I am invited to stay for three nights for only $299...it was signed by Ramesh Saddhwani! NOw, I may be thick but I'm not stupid..I know a trap when I see one..it suggests once I get there I can upgrade to a Wynn Panoramic View Room...you know what that means don't you..it means that's the room that will get me to the 17 Virgins quicker or eternal life if it's a neocon Christian terrorist! It means that's the room they are gonna get a disgruntled conservative libertarian patriot,which, by the way, was the plan all along, to fly his paper airplane into my room!! I can picture it now, I'm hanging out in the room with a high class Vegas hooker, we're eating shrimp and lobster, drinking champagne, watching "Pretty Woman", when all of a sudden some idiot with a bug up his ass about the gov't decides I should pay for it and crashes his paper plane into my room, killing me and Madame Joy...
The resort features a 74,000-square-foot (6,900 m2) casino, 27,000 sq ft (2,500 m2) of retail space in "The Esplanade", a spa and salon, five restaurants, seven bars, as well a nightclub. The building is 631 feet (192 m) in height, and has 63 floors, making it three floors higher than Wynn Las Vegas, though the building is not actually 63 floors as floors 13, as well as 40 through 49, were left out: 13 has traditionally been an unlucky number in various Western cultures, and various East Asian cultures are superstitious about the number 4 because it is a homonym for "death" in their languages.so you see the thing about the floors being left out and #4 being a homonym for death...well no thanks Ramesh, try some other sucker!
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