losing my census...

I am I said!!!
I've been living here in America, I gots a social security number, have been paying taxes, paying bills and the gov't apparently doesn't know who I am..so they want me to fill out a census form..and they include a nice little bribe if I do...the county will get money for this and that... well I got this to say to the Census Bureau: I am I said to no one there..and no one heard at all not even the chair...
fallguy
Gerry Fall, distant relative of religious nut Jerry Falwell, has joined the News-Press as a sports reporter...oh wow..well at least I don't have to look at him anymore..watching this guy do sports was like watching a cardboard Ken doll..creepy.. with the jet black hair dye...If you watched the last Unity Shoppe telethon, you saw Gerry auditioning for a spot either at the Chumash Casino or the News-Press..he was up Nipper's ass like a gerbil!! "oh the Casino is sooo wonderful and generous for sponsoring this event; oh, the News-Press is so wonderful for all the wonderfull things they do for Santa Barbara"... and on and on, every five minutes this guy was brown-nosing.....congrats Gerry and welcome aboard!!
texas two step
If you sleep with cows, you'll wake up with jackasses like these Texas hillbillies who are trying to pass off Joe McCarthy as an American hero..I guess I gotta go to the Lone Star state and try my luck knocking some sense into these lilywhite yahoos..and it ain't a-gonna be easy.... just because Bush came from Texas and messed up America, that's no reason to get defensive! the main offender is some old bald moron named Don McLeroy...as ignorant a person as I've ever seen and has no business being in education!!
dumbtexan

nativism
Channel Islands Parks superintendent Russel Galipeau still trying to sell the restoration..he predicts all the NON NATIVE ice plant and fennel will be gone by 2016...you may have noticed his brand of insanity has spread to the mainland..Caltrans is spot removing ice plant and trees from the roadsides for the same faulty reasoning as Galipeau..all at great expense to the taxpayer..and still the pot holes remain...
where'd all these dumbass Americans come from anyway?? if we allowed abortions based on intelligence, maybe this wouldn't happen.. ie, low IQ no baby for you...but then again, why should we rob Catholic priests of all those little boys and girls??