drink to me only with thine eyes....

drunk and hot!

so the story is a girl, after drinking at a friend's house in Carp, (Joe??) drives home to Santa Barbara. She decided to pull a Travis and drove the wrong way on 101..she used the southbound 101 to go north to SB...all this happened about 11:00 pm. I don't know WTF is wrong with people these days..there should be a little voice in your head telling you right from wrong..admittedly, when you're drunk, the voice is harder to hear..but that's no excuse! We got people crying about medical marijuana while people are getting wiped out by drunk drivers. Now, the driver, Ms Nora Reyes didn't kill anyone thanks to the quick work of the CHP, but the damage she could have done is enormous..and look at her! Psycho but pretty! What a waste! Nora, you need to quit drinking and start living...get a hold of your demons and channel them to something positive...alcohol is a dead end..candy is dandy but liquor is quicker, you can drink all the liquor down in Costa Rica, ain't nobody's business but you own?? sorry, it is my business..you made it my business when you foolishly decided to get behind the wheel and endanger the Carp/ Santa Claus Lane/Summerland/Montecito neighborhoods!
you can't win with liquor..booze is taking its toll.... I still can see, your pretty face, 'tho nowadays it's getting hard to trace....
I can deal with the swearing, the bad jokes but not the swilling, understand? Look at what you could be..you could be a dancer;a singer; a leader instead of a follower..
and SB people are worried about medical pot co-ops near schools and parks? What about liquor stores? I watched the city council meeting on pot co-ops and the idiot Brian Sarvis, schools superintendent was one of the speakers...he didn't want them close to schools. He wants to protect the kids...well, why don't you start some drug education programs in school, Sarvis? Oh never mind, the sooner you leave the field of education, the better...

and one more for the road: Alexandra Kerry, an actress and filmmaker and the oldest daughter of Sen. John Kerry, was arrested in Hollywood Wednesday night for failing a sobriety test after she was stopped by Los Angeles police, the Associated Press reports. Officer Bruce Borihanh says she was booked at the Hollywood police station and was held for about five hours. She was released at about 5:30 a.m. after posting $5,000 bail.
I don't care if you get drunk in your house..but outside the taxpayers once again clean up the mess of drunken fools..what are we, your fucking parents??? NO...I won't be your daddy, Nora and Alexandra ..but girls.. I'll be your baby, tonight....